Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.