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  • Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
  • Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.
  • Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.
  • Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.
  • Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.
  • I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.