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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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51 shares on Threads this month:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

76 shares on X this month:

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

81 shares on Slack this month:

I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

98 shares on Pinterest this month:

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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