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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

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Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Trending via WeChat:

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

Going bananas on TikTok:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Trending via LinkedIn:

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

Trending via X:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Going viral on Facebook:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

Just landed via X:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Just shared via Telegram:

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

Making waves on WeChat:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

Going viral on Reddit:

I came up with my passwords when I was 12, and never looked back.

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

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If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?
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Why indeed! 🐛💤 Maybe we just need to take more naps and trust the process. Who knows, you might wake up as a beautiful butterfly too! 🦋✨ #NapGoals

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

99 shares on TikTok this month:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

47 shares on Discord this month:

A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Sorry, I can’t tonight. I’m busy taking things personally.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m not going to die because of an accident. Nor because of an illness. But from small talk. Someone will say one boring sentence too many and I’ll drop dead.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Broadcasted on X:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Spotted on Instagram:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Just landed via Pinterest:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

Trending via TikTok:

My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

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