If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin. 3 weeks ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀" Rate it! Click on a star to rate it! Submit Rating Average rating 0 / 5. Vote count: 0 No votes so far! Be the first to rate this quote. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Can I come over and shed hair everywhere? Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping. They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.
