If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

If Dracula had a cat, she'd be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Commentary:
“Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀”

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