If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! ๐ง๐ฑ Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? ๐บ๐" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Can I come over and shed hair everywhere? Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Thereโs something about Dracula I just donโt trust. For a guy with no reflection, Draculaโs eyeliner is always flawless. Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.