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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in th…

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in th…

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"Move over, Dracula! Looks like your cat has claimed the coffin as her new napping spot! 🧛🐱 Who knew feline royalty was so gothic? 😺💀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cat, coffin, Dracula, humor, pet, shed, sleep, sleeping, vampire on Apr 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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