If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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“Imagine how epic the local championships would be with a basketball team led by a ‘teen wolf’ 🐺🏀🌟 Breaking ankles and setting records – it’s a slam dunk for success! Who needs Michael Jordan when you’ve got a werewolf on the court? Let’s howl for victory! 🌕🐾🏆

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