If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.… Commentary:When you don't quite fit anywhere but somehow fit everywhere 🤪🤷♂️ #TeamMiscellaneous Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak. When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail. I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse. I think God was high when he made me. I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.