If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun. Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire. If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed. No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.
