If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

If liars' pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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“If liars’ pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot 🔥👖😂 #FakeNewsFirestorm”

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