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The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

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People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.