If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun. Commentary:"If liars' pants caught on fire, I bet the weather segment would be really hot ๐ฅ๐๐ #FakeNewsFirestorm" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire. If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed. No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. Thereโs nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn. Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.