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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.