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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky light…

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky light…

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alert, blinky, blinky light, direction, drivers, humor, light, lights, little, traffic, turn, vehicle on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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