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  • Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.
  • It’s just a matter of time until they add “syndrome” after my name.
  • At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.
  • If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!
  • Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
  • Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.