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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.