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Ah, the infamous "it's fine" – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it's fine, it's probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

40 shares on Discord this month:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

62 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Talking to animals doesn’t make you crazy, hearing them talk back does.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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