If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.” Funny Quotes May 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”
