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If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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If these walls could talk, they would definitely say “Wow, this guy really does add cheese to everything after all!”