If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

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Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.