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If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

Commentary:
"Be careful what you wish for when seeking lifetime warranties – you might end up with more than just a replacement! ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ’ผ Remember, it's all fun and games until the hitman knocks on your door for that faulty toaster ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜ฑ"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break, buy, hitman, house, humor, joke, lifetime, manufacturer, repair, send, something, warranty on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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