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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.

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I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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