If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.