If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Commentary:
“Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! 🌬️👓 Don’t stop, I’m just trying to keep it cool and clear here 😎 #FoggyFlattery”

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