If you compliment me, my glasses fog up. Commentary:"Looks like your compliments are causing a climate change in my eyewear! π¬οΈπ Don't stop, I'm just trying to keep it cool and clear here π #FoggyFlattery" Related Funny Quotes π€ If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope. My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan. Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice. Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment. Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.