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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ“š It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿค“ How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ #EnglishLanguageShenanigans



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