If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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Twitter is a prime example why most of us shouldn’t be left unsupervised.

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.