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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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My first mistake of my life was my birth.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.