If you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you think you’re going to be in a dangerous situation, dress accordingly. Don’t wear flip-flops to a bank robbery, for example. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly. Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops. It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man. I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops. I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.