If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.
