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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.