If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. Funny Quotes June 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house. Just saw someone my age running and she wasn’t chasing an ice-cream truck.