If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles. I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.