If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the perks of first class! From legroom to leadership, you never know what upgrade might be coming your way ✈️👨✈️ Fly high and aim for the cockpit, folks! #FirstClassGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700. I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight. Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone. There are two classes of travel: first class and with children. My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.