If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself. Commentary:When life doesn't give you lemons, just buy your own and make a luxury lemonade stand 🍋💅✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day. Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends. I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me. The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.