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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.