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  • It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.
  • You’re mistaking me with someone who’s stupid.
  • The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.
  • People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.
  • Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.
  • I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.