I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

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We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

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You wish you had this many chins.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

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Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.