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  • That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.
  • It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.
  • The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?
  • The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.
  • Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?
  • I’m really good at compromising as long as I get my way.