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“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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Looks like we're in for a night of plot twists and identity bingo! 🎉😜🔀

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged big, decide, decision, humor, identity, pronoun, pronouns, sexuality, surprise, surprises, tonight, yes on Aug 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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