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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

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Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Was complaining to my mom about my daughter’s attitude and she told me I should’ve named her payback.

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Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

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I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?