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  • Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat.
  • Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.
  • The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.
  • I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”
  • I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.
  • Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.