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"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.

96 shares on Slack this month:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

10 shares on Instagram this month:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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