I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.