Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.
  • Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”
  • You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.
  • Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.
  • People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.
  • Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.