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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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Oh, the joys of aging! ๐Ÿง“ That moment when sitting cross-legged feels more like a risky yoga pose than a casual seating choice. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ The floor suddenly seems to have turned into a secret trap of full-body paralysis waiting to strike! Better grab a chair and some ice packs just in case. โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†



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