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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

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You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers โ€œNo thanks, I had lunch yesterday.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has bookmarked:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were โ€œsigns of a struggleโ€.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฌ has viewed:

The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, โ€œWait till youโ€™re 50.โ€

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itโ€™s important to have self-belief.

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If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Freshly posted on X:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Whoever said, โ€œLaughter is the best medicine,โ€ clearly never tried Revenge.

Seen just now on Slack:

Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.

Spotted on Messenger:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Going viral on Telegram:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Just landed via YouTube:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Humorous quote about aging and physical agility, highlighting playful discomfort with sitting cross-legged.
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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

87 shares on TikTok this month:

Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

64 shares on Discord this month:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didnโ€™t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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There is no sex. I lied. You are gonna lay here and take personality quizzes with me.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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Fries, not lies.

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Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ has viewed:

Everyoneโ€™s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

Turns out โ€œYouTube rabbit holeโ€ is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ has copied:

Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if theyโ€™re drinking enough water.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has bookmarked:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, letโ€™s all get jobs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Social Media Log ๐Ÿ’ซ

Seen just now on Reddit:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Trending via Twitch:

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bobโ€™s Feet.

Going viral on WeChat:

Life is so dull when you donโ€™t have someone to flirt with.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Thanksgiving ainโ€™t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Shared recently on Threads:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

Just shared via Facebook:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Going viral on YouTube:

My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

Shared recently on Threads:

โ€œJust be yourselfโ€โ€”that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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