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I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the bea…

I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the bea…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beach, career, career change, change, humor, job, quitting, quitting job, reading, tarot, tarot reading, topless on Aug 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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