I’m quitting my job to do topless tarot readings on the beach. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wishing you sunny forecasts and sand-free cards! 🌞🔮🏖️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working. Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore. My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.