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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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"Looks like someone is taking 'spicing up your love life' to a whole new level! ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ”ฅ Who knew boredom could lead to such ambitious relationship goals? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just make sure the coup doesn't turn into a romantic comedy drama! #RelationshipRebellion"



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