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  • I respect the moon’s unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.
  • The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.
  • If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.
  • A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
  • This gingerbread house isn’t even close to fire safety codes.
  • Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”