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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

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Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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I hate when someone on a magazine cover stares at me while I eat.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Eating healthy requires a second job.

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

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What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

The ‘b’ in ‘subtle’ totally is.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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