I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor. Commentary:"Talk about dedication to laziness! Who needs scissors when you have teeth, right? 😂🦷 #LazyLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking. The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth. Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.” I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.
