I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.

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“Would you like to check your account balance?” God no. My balance is none of my business.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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The fact that I procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason I still procrastinate.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.