I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut. Posted onMay 6, 2024May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck. If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted. When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work. I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.