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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of manual blocking! Back in my day, no need for fancy buttons or technology, just good ol' elbow grease and determination! 💪🤣 #VintageBlockingTechniques

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, block, door, holding, humor, i, isolation, old, people, shut, used on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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