Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?
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  • If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.
  • I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.
  • I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
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