I’m sorry for inventing the universe. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops! My bad, didnβt mean to cause such a cosmic stir! πππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music? God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.” Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!” Canβt. Inventing new things to worry about.