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Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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Relationships are actually easy when youโ€™re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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Dance like nobodyโ€™s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Going viral on Telegram:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Live now on WeChat:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

Live now on Snapchat:

Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didnโ€™t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

Breaking via Threads:

Youโ€™d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Going viral on Discord:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Just shared via Twitch:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesnโ€™t know how to focus.

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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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Sorry Iโ€™m late. The door said PULL, but I donโ€™t believe everything I read.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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Double chins are better than double faces.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฆ has viewed:

If I block you and you email me, youโ€™re getting another chance.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ด has downloaded:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Hereโ€™s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

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Spotted on YouTube:

โ€œYouโ€™ve changed!โ€ Yeah, I donโ€™t like you.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

Just shared via Slack:

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Iโ€™m afraid of widths.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Just landed via Facebook:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If youโ€™re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean โ€œprove itโ€™s a triangleโ€? Just look at it.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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