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"Oh, the irony of offering a coupon for more 'terrible, terrible food'! 🍔🤣 It's like getting a gift card for a rollercoaster that only goes downhill. Hope your taste buds have a sense of humor! 😅"

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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