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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

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My talents are so hidden that I can’t even find them.

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“Your password is too weak.” OK, well, I created him in my image.

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If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

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Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Making waves on Slack:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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