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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

51 shares on X this month:

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

54 shares on Discord this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

75 shares on Twitch this month:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

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None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Scrolling should count as cardio.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

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I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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