“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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The first Saw movie should have been called Footloose.

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I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.