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"Ah, the classic soundtrack of aging – the sweet serenade of popping knees harmonizing with the symphony of cracking joints 🎶💃🕺 Stay young at heart, even if your body disagrees 😉👵 #ForeverYoungButWithPoppingKnees"

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

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Good morning, did you have a nice weekend? I ask my many open work tabs.

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.

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