I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you're earning a PhD in Teenage Drama Survival ππ #SurvivalSkills #MomLife Related Funny Quotes π€ If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing” My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad. Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance. IKEA is the swedish word for βrelationship meltdown in a public place.β Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl.