In a relationship with my heated car seat. Commentary:"Sorry, my heart belongs to someone else… my heated car seat! 🚗💕 Who needs a significant other when you have constant warmth and comfort at the touch of a button? #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day. To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder. I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to. If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds. I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.