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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

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2 months ago

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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2 months ago

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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3 months ago

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?

94 shares on Reddit this month:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Friends with consequences.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

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Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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My love language is being sent money.

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Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Cool times create cool guys.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

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You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

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No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

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Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

Live now on YouTube:

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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I’m an over-explainer (I explain things too much).

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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