In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you. Commentary:"Looks like someone's mastered the art of attention-stealing! 🎨😏 Who needs a gallery when you've got captivating company right in front of you? 😂 #AllEyesOnYou" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you? The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art. If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room? How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed. You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.