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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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2 months ago

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I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

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2 months ago

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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2 months ago

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They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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6 months ago

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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2 months ago

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You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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3 months ago

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79 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

63 shares on TikTok this month:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

18 shares on X this month:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

42 shares on Slack this month:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

69 shares on Slack this month:

Horoscope: You will give blood generously this week, but it won’t be your idea.

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

Live now on Telegram:

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Live now on X:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Making waves on WeChat:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Making waves on Messenger:

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Just landed via Messenger:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Going viral on Twitch:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.

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