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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!



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