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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates a…

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Commentary:
Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it’s a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let’s save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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  1. FuzzyNinja42 Avatar
    FuzzyNinja42

    Well, I could send you a snowball by express delivery, but I’m a bit worried about it arriving as a water balloon, buddy! 😂💦❄ Better yet, let’s schedule a Zoom call next blizzard – you bring the hot chocolate and I’ll supply the chilly proof! ☃️☕

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