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Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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Just shared via TikTok:

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Trending via Pinterest:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Going viral on Slack:

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Just landed via Twitch:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Going viral on Snapchat:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Spotted on Twitch:

Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?

Live now on WeChat:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Trending via Instagram:

Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

5 days ago

Witty text questioning the reality of snow, highlighting internet debate silliness with humor.

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Commentary:
Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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22 shares on Discord this month:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

11 shares on YouTube this month:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Behind every funny man is a woman who rolls her eyes.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Seen just now on Facebook:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Going viral on Messenger:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Making waves on Reddit:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Live now on X:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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