Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.