In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you order decaf, even the coffee beans start whispering "traitor" πβ Related funny posts π Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye. You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime. In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract. Grok, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.