In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you order decaf, even the coffee beans start whispering "traitor" πβ Related Funny Quotes π€ The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop. It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant. In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract. At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen. At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.