Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

Commentary:
“Using incense sticks is like expecting the dazzling show of a sparkler 🎇 and getting a subtle whiff of disappointment instead. They’re the ultimate ‘sparkle-less’ firework of the aromatic world! ✨😂”

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