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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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17 shares on Reddit this month:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

72 shares on X this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

71 shares on YouTube this month:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

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Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

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I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Maturing is realizing you’re not stable enough to do mushrooms.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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A little mystery is the sweetest seduction.

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The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Live now on Discord:

Performative male is kinda just a rebrand of metrosexual, which is just a way to say a straight guy is a little bit faggy.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

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Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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With no training whatsoever, I took out myself and the other two people exiting the ski lift in one fell swoop.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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