Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Insomniacs who embrace the darkness might have nighty-night problems, but dealing with pitch blackness ain't one! 🌙😴 #SleepingUnderTheStars" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light. Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.