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- I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.
- A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.
- Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.
- I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.
- How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.