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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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First you’re cringe, then you’re the blueprint.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

73 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

37 shares on Threads this month:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

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I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

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Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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Broadcasted on Slack:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Making waves on Slack:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

Going bananas on YouTube:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Making waves on Reddit:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

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