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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Iโ€™m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years โ€œcurrent.โ€

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Don’t argue with her. Just say โ€œyou remind me of my exโ€ then walk away.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both โ€” naked people arguing about politics.

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Iโ€™m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesnโ€™t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they donโ€™t count.

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My favourite yoga pose is the one where you lay really still and do nothing.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnnโ€ฆโ€ฆ the laundry.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŽ€ #LemonadeMakeover

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