It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil. Funny Quotes July 10, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form. It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.