It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIt turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live. Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child. Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something. Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike. You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.