It was all revealed to me in a delusion. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my morning routine! πββ¨ Related funny posts π I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I donβt go. Itβs a running gag. You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face. Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.