It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. Commentary:"Looks like Santa traded in his sleigh for a money-printing machine! 💸🎅 Remember, dear wallet, 'tis the season to be jolly… and broke! 🎄💸" Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living. Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.