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"Who needs a marathon when you can sprint in flip flops after that elusive ice cream truck? 🍦🏃‍♂️ The Summer Olympics just got a new event inspiration! #CatchMeIfYouCan"

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88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

When I say “the other day”, it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

38 shares on X this month:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

85 shares on X this month:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

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Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

Keep the laugh going 😂

There aren’t enough hours in the day for me to do absolutely nothing.

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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