It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the… Commentary:"Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it. So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.” Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?