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“Parenting: where the first year is all about baby talks and giggles 🍼, only for the next year to be filled with negotiations and baby tantrums 🤯👶🤣”
It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.
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Oh, so you’re the zoo’s wild card, huh? 🦁🐒 Better keep a close eye on this one, folks! Don’t let them near the keys to the cages or we might have a real-life Animal Kingdom situation on our hands! 🗝️🦓🐍🤪 #AnimalLiberationAtAnyCost