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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

63 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

21 shares on Facebook this month:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

32 shares on Threads this month:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

84 shares on Slack this month:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

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I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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I’m always sad when my sandwich is over.

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I met the real Santa tonight, and he said you’re all in trouble.

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Spotted on TikTok:

I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Have you noticed? When the relationship is new, the guy is never busy.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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