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- As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.
- If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.
- Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.
- I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
- I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.