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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

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Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.