It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Friday: When calories and responsibilities magically disappear! 🍩🎉 #HelloWeekend" Related funny posts 😂 Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday. Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything. Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules. Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back. Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.